We’re expanding Jarod Jacob’s hilarious FB post
You might be a vegan if…’
you never go to Kevin Bacon movies.
you never call your partner dear.
you might be afraid but never chicken.
you don’t want to meet anybody.
you eat like a slob but never a pig.
you may have a disagreement but never a beef. something is suspicious but not fishy... ~EarthsaveSouthFlorida/posts/1267500299958890, posted after curing his incurable MS with a raw vegan diet.
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